No Rock And Roll Fun

LET'S HOPE THEY HAVE A UTILITY BILL WITH THEM: More money matters now, with someone dipping into their pocket to pay over seven grand for Glasto tickets in a charity auction. In other Glastonbury news, the other night someone got so bored during Colin and Edith's Glastonbury show on BBC Three they cut to the empty Strictly Come Dancing studio at one point; and what's all this business about female-only toilets at the side of the Pyramid Stage? Why don't they just carpet over the whole of the field and put in some comfy seats.

Of course, the BBC will be there for all your live streaming audio and video needs: bbc.co.uk/glastonbury has all your portaltastic needs. Actually, having slagged off the Glastonbury Calling show, they are having some nice things on there - Goldfrapp doing Yes Sir I Can Boogie [Real, streaming], for example.