No Rock And Roll Fun

ALL YOU DO WITH ME IS MAWK MAWK: Together at last: Celine Dion, the horse-headed New Testament Whitney and Anne Geddes, possibly the most frightening photographer in the world, known solely for pictures of babies in hats and/or shopping baskets. They've come together to punish all of mankind for our wicked ways, by collaborating on the "Miracle" project. (Apart from anything, you have to roll your eyes whenever anyone describes childbirth as a "miracle" - it's a by-product of sex; it's in no way unpleasant but it's not all that astonishing. Besides, if it was a miracle Jesus would have done it.) Here comes Dion - prepare for some gush:

"I've always been a huge fan of Anne Geddes. Long before I became a mother, I admired and appreciated the beautiful way she photographs babies. It's wonderful to be able to work with her on this very special project which celebrates children."

"celebrates children" as in "attempts to screw some extra cash out of people by using mawkish good taste music and pictures of babies in outsized hats", of course.