No Rock And Roll Fun

EVEN EAVIS HAS HIS DOUBTS: The enthusiastic review in the NME not withstanding, we believe we've uncovered evidence that suggests that Oasis at Glastonbury was officially dreadful: Michael Eavis dissed them:

"I'm an Oasis fan. I thought it was a good set but the two of them looked a bit grumpy and didn't talk to the audience at all. In that sense I was a bit disappointed."

For a man who is perpetually sunny and positive (except when he's talking about Vince Power), that's tantamount to a "You have been here too long for any good that you are doing. Go, in the name of God, go."