No Rock And Roll Fun

"I'M SORRY, MADAM, THE PERSON IN THIS PHOTO IS WEARING CLOTHES...": We're a little bit disturbed by one aspect of the whole Christina loses her passport story, in the quote from her representative:

"There was some confusion as to whether she'd misplaced it in the UK, or whether it was never brought from the US. In the end Christina had to go to the US Embassy and sort out a replacement."

Surely you'd know if your passport was left in the US, as when you came to the gate, they'd ask to see your passport, and you'd go "Oh, I don't actually have it...", and they'd say "I'm terribly sorry, madam, but what with all the terrorism and stuff, we really can't take the risk of letting in you without seeing your passport, otherwise people might think that there's one rule for ordinary plebs and a totally different one for half-undressed celebrities, and that would be terrible, wouldn't it?" and you wouldn't have got into the country?