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LOUSIE WHOUSEDTOBEINETERNAL HAS LITTLE MAN REMOVED FROM BELLY: Congratulations to Lousie, who has managed to avoid the worst of childbirth by delivering a small child, Charlie. It's not known if father Jamie Redknapp was present at the birth, although we understand that most Premiership players try to not be around when they know Charlie is about to be delivered.

Apparently, Lousie had "postponed the release of her next album until after the birth", although we suspect the release will continue to be put back, covering "until Charlie sleeps through", "when he starts nursery", "not before his first day at school", and, ultimately, "sometime after his eighteenth birthday."