No Rock And Roll Fun

NOW IT'S POP SOCKS: There's a certain pleasing element to the news that Kylie Minogue is to lend her name to a range of hosiery - after all, many a sports sock has already been christened Kylie by slightly sweaty teenage boys, alone in their bedrooms, with a chair under the doorhandle. The genuine Kylie stuff will be overpriced stockings, tights, and those plastic foot covers you get when you go to look round Barrett Home Developments.