No Rock And Roll Fun

MANUMISSION INTERCESSION: Boy, we bet Charlotte Church is glad she's all growed up now and nobody can tell her what to do. Except for her management, apparently, who have banned Church from going to Manumission, on the grounds that she might see people fucking on the stage. They presume that it would be bad for her image, and indeed it would, because it's a boring, dull place where only virgins and maiden aunts would think anything "outrageous" is happening and would make her look like a somewhat dull, boorish twat.