NO PAROLE: The parole officers who were found acting as bodyguards to Snoop Doggy Dogg have been fired. The LA corrections department decided guarding Snoop was "incompatible" with being a parole officer, so they had to go. Last year a school board also got rid of eight part-time school cops for exactly the same reason (what the hell? they have special cops for schools in America? Jesus, they should just send over Mr. Packham, who once clobbered a kid round the head with a desk. They wouldn't need cops.) We're assuming there's going to be some fireman, ambulancemen, two coastguards and a mountain rescue chap double checking their contracts before going on their foreigner tonight.