No Rock And Roll Fun

YOKO ANNOUNCES ATTEMPT TO GET EVERYONE TO LOOK AT HER, PRAISE HER FOR BEING WONDERFUL: Jesus, there's jumping on a bandwagon, and there's chartering an entire bloody Royal Train. Yoko Ono - she was married to John Lennon, you know - has rerecorded the song Every Man Has A Woman Who Loves Him as Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him. Which she thinks makes it a gay anthem, although since there's nowhere near as many men who find men sexually attractive as there men in the world, would actually imply that gay men are really, really promiscuous in their affections.