No Rock And Roll Fun

ONLY IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A LADY COULD THIS BE ANY MORE SOAP OPERA: Just a few days after getting all huffy that Robert Smith (not that one) had denied they were married, Brandy's got engaged - to Quentin Richardson, who's apparently a "pro hoopser", which means either he plays in a Liverpool rock band or does something to do with basketball. Oddly, Brandy doesn't seem to be that bothered about how she actually seemed to be still married to someone last week. Presumably she'll just announce that she forgot to mention the divorce, in the same way she'd fotgotten the marriage.