No Rock And Roll Fun

THAT WOULD BE THE SIGN OF A RELATIONSHIP IN TROUBLE, YES: The first of the many Mr. Lopezes, Ojani Noa, says he first realised that his marriage to J-Lo was in trouble when she'd go off and fake vomitting whenever he tried to get intimate. At least, he's probably hoping they were fake vomits - maybe he really did make her hurl. We're not sure quite how creepy he is, but popping up to flog details of 'my life with jLo gives us a bit of a hint.