No Rock And Roll Fun

WELL, THAT'LL TEACH HIM: Those people who raised an eyebrow when The Observer Food Monthly sat down to interview young boy's bum admirer Jonathan King about his daily diet might find their heads rolling back under the weight of eyebrow-raising with the news that Mystikal is working on getting out a greatest hits album, despite being incarcerated for sexual battery. You'll remember that Al and two of his hired thugs forced a woman to give him head. Of course, we shouldn't be surprised that he's got the 'best of' coming out - he's got a third of a million bucks to pay back to the record label, who wrote the cheque to pay off the woman who'd had to wrap her mouth around it...