BJORK LISTENS TO PUBLIC DEMAND: The next Bjork album, Medulla, won't have any instruments on it. Now, all we need to do is persuade her to drop the vocals as well and we might be in business. It's meant to be oh-so-cutting-edge, but we can't help but think the whole thing sounds like The Kings Singers, that bunch of poshos who used to pop up on light entertainment programmes in the 70s doing acoustic versions of popular tunes. Or, to be even more cruel: ba-da-da-dum/ba-da-da-dum/ba-da-da-dum/ba-da-da-dum. Bjork has turned herself into the Flying Pickets.