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PUNCHING AND SLAPPING AND OH, MY: Reading the details of Janet Jackson's supposed nightclub brawl, we're not sure why the bloke she tried to punch was the one who got thrown out. But we're proposing a celeb boxing bout between her and Cheryl Tweedy anyway. Apparently, Janet was pissed off because she overheard some chap saying Michael Jackson was a "fucking freak." She's going to be doing a lot of punching in the coming months.