No Rock And Roll Fun

THE CHEEK OF IT: The Cheeky Girl's mother, Margrit, reckons the collapse of Telstar has cost the Cheekoids half a million quid, and that as songwriter, she's GBP700,000 out of pocket. There's something depressing in the thought that the Cheeky Girls have racked up a couple of million in earnings; although its amusing to think that a company has burned through all that cash trying to prop up Victoria Beckham's career. Mind you, it's an ill wind: apparently, having bust her label, all the free time is letting Victoria germinate another baby in her inner parts. Luckily, the Cheeky Girls have chosen to set up their own label rather than spawn.