No Rock And Roll Fun

VERY. PRECISE. TERMS.: Apparently, amongst InStyle's awards this year, there was a category sexiest singer/designer. Apparently it's J-Lo, whose design work we would suggest involves little more than going "Uh-huh" when some people show her the rubbish that's going to be marketed under her name, and a bit of negotiation about her cut. Gwen Stefani was runner-up, and - god help us all - Mandy Moore, who is neither sexy, a singer, or a designer, came third.