No Rock And Roll Fun

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY'S NEW FACE OF EVIL: DENTISTS: Well, we suppose the music industry does sometimes listen to its critics - after a period of harrassing students, preteens and old ladies for cash, it's finally come up with a target that people are going to feel less bad about being the subject of their campaigns of terror: SOCAN, the Canadian collection agency, has started to shake down dentists who've been playing tunes to help nervous patients. We really hope that nobody from SOCAN needs root canal work anytime soon.