No Rock And Roll Fun

WHITE STRIPES TO SPLIT: Oh yes, apparently our dream of Meg White's Solo Circus is a step nearer. The Stripes? They're going out on a high. How do we know? Ben Blackwell says so, and he's Jack White's nephew. Although he actually concedes that he's not spoken to Uncy Jack about this, and all he's going on is stuff he's heard in Detriot, which means that, erm, actually, this isn't even first hand gossip. "Oh, yeah, and don't go into town on Friday - this bloke says he helped a guy pick up his shopping, and the guy said... where are you going? Come back... there are aligators in the..."