No Rock And Roll Fun

CROSS, CHANNELED FERRY: It's perhaps of little surprise that Bryan Ferry's son, Isaac, was amongst those who, realising that there's no support amongst anyone who actually has a chin for hunting, decided to storm the House of Commons. A couple of years ago Isaac got kicked out from Eton after sending an abusive email to an animal rescue worker:

"You are a f***ing looser [sic]. Why don't you stop waisting [sic] your time and get a real job/hobby,you c***?"

It's not actually noted in any of the reports we've seen if the 18 year old has actually followed his own advice and gone out and got a proper job. We're guessing not.