No Rock And Roll Fun

LIKE A MATROYOSKA: We were kind of excited to discover that Madonna is being recast as a Russian nesting doll - how apt; the longer you go on, the smaller she gets, until eventually you're left with a Madonna with no surprises left inside her - but then we discovered you can already get U2 Russian Dolls, too. Presumably you keep opening them up until you find Gordon Gecko at their heart.