No Rock And Roll Fun

OOH, GET JET: Those naughty Australians say they want to get Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson on their next album:

"We want to get Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson to guest on the album — as many talentless people as possible. We want as many people who don't write their own songs as possible. That's the whole point. What the world needs are more talentless people."

The good news, of course, is that even if just the band turn up for the recording sessions, that'll be four talentless types right there for them.