No Rock And Roll Fun

OR YOU COULD JUST BUY YOUR MUM A BIG BOX OF TERRY'S ALL GOLD: Now we're past the September 11th Memorials, the shops are starting to fill up with tat for Christmas. And top of the list for that "Oh... how, um, nice" reaction this year will be yet another Tina Turner compilation. Of course, the last one nabbed the title Simply The Best, so this time round she's making do with All The Best (which sounds wrong - maybe Ike will rush-release one called Cheers, Pal) and it's got all those songs on. As is the way, there's a new single to prop up the whole shaky edifice. The new songs are Complicated Disaster and Trevor Horn-endorsed Something Special.