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PLAYING GIGS. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO BEST, BONO: We're delighted to hear that U2 are embarking on a massive European tour next year, as it'll probably keep Bono busy during the UK general election. U2 in Europe will start with two - maybe three - gigs in Dublin. June 26th and 27th (with an extra on the 28th "if the demand is there") at Croke Park.

Apparently Croke Park is sixty-six million quid in the hole at the moment, so they'll probably hope Bono will attempt to get them reclassified as a third-world country to have their debts set aside.