Monday, September 27, 2004

WATCHING THE DETECTIVES: In the US at the moment, there's that silly tendency for all CDs to carry threatening messages from the FBI on the back, warning that lending a CD to a friend is on a par with cramming a child with heroin. Elvis Costello, however, has insisted on adding a rider to the FBI piece:

"This artist does not endorse the following warning. The FBI doesn't have his home phone number, and he hopes that they don't have yours."

Although, actually, Elv, we're betting they do have your number. And probably, round about now, they'll have opened a backdoor into your PC, and will be questioning your friends, and looking for anomalies in your past. Selling Hank a dodgy car may come back to haunt you.

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