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RACHELSTEVENS MAKES IT HARD FOR HERSELF: In a bid to enter the Guiness Book of Records (which, of course, isn't what it's called anymore, but frankly since only a half-wit would change the name of such a successful product we intend to call it that until they come to their senses) Rachel Stevens aims to play seven "gigs" in one day. In different venues.

"I've always wanted to break a world record and I am so excited about the thought of being in the Guinness Book of Records. It will be amazing to know I've left my mark on history for eternity."

Yes, that will be for eternity. Or, um, until someone plays eight gigs in one day, anyway.