SPEAK YOUR BRAINS: The NME is looking for people to meet up with them in central London later tonight. Yeah, we think it sounds like that online grooming, too, although they say it's about Glastonbury... yeah, right. We know exactly what those NME writers are like, with their cute tight butts and waggling asses. They're depraved. Say what you like about Danny Kelly, nobody ever wrote slash fiction about him.