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CHRISTINA AD CHOPPED: After a stream of complaints from real nurses, an advert for shoes featuring Christina Aguilera as a sexy nurse has been dropped. Meanwhile, Christina has been suggesting all women should vote as, erm, it'll stop domestic violence. (How does that work? Drunken husband, about to throw punch, stays his hand and sobs "how can I punch a registered Republican?"). But Christina feels she's got to make things up because "It's embarrassing and shameful to know I haven't been part of voicing my opinion as a female and as a women." As a female and as a woman, eh?