No Rock And Roll Fun

PROBABLY SOME SORT OF JOKE ABOUT OLD TITS HERE, THEN: This barely counts as being in any way connected with music, as it's about Jack Osbourne and Kimberly "Daughter of Rod" Stewart; apparently she gave him her old implants which he now has hanging on his wall. It's probably lucky he wasn't dating Kylie Minogue, then, as he'd be able to use excess skin as wall-hangings. Probably.

Not, of course, that Jack and Kim were an item, she insists: "That's the most untrue thing that I've ever heard in my life." Must have been watching VH1 when Powell was briefing the UN about Saddam's weapons, then. It does make you wonder what body parts she gives to her lovers, doesn't it?