No Rock And Roll Fun

ACTUALLY, MARIAH, WE MEANT SHUT UP ALTOGETHER, BUT IT'S A START: Who knew that going slightly nuts would have a positive effect on Mariah Carey? Apparently, her long, slow climback album sees her finally realising that sticking seventeen notes into a single word isn't the same thing as being a great singer. We wonder if she's also taken the other advice and bought some shirts that do up, too?