No Rock And Roll Fun

WHY IT'S A GOOD THING BRITNEY DOESN'T WRITE HER OWN SONGS: Surely the poem pootling round the web doesn't really come from Britney's own brain-hole, does it? It tells the tale of Britney and Kevin's honeymoon in couplets that would make McGooagall blush:

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door
People are greeting us right at the shore
A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Truly awful, although I guess we can at least take comfort that she didn't invite Dizzee Rascal in to add a little rap at the end.