No Rock And Roll Fun

GOOD NEWS FOR OCEAN COLOUR SCENE: For some reason, the Brits organisers have invited Chris Evans to emerge from retirement to handle next year's awards. It's so long since he last presented the awards show, the last time was when Jarvis invaded the stage during the Jacko and the Kids moment. We can only presume that had Chris said no, Noel Edmonds would have found himself in demand again - and, to be honest, Noel, we'd leave that night free. Just in case.