No Rock And Roll Fun

HE WON'T GET HIS TIT OUT ON STAGE: After the rather awkward incident this year when Janet Jackson caused a rip in public morality by simulating anal sex with a model dressed as the Pope during the half time show, Superbowl 2005 will offer up a safer pair of hands for break-time fun: Paul McCartney. There's little chance of Macca getting his pert little nipples out on stage, which is something of a relief to all sides, of course.