No Rock And Roll Fun

WHITE CLAMBERS ABOARD: The interesting thing about the nme.com report on Jack White's surprise guest appearance during Brendan Benson's London gig at the weekend is that it sounds like it wasn't preplanned - in fact, it sounds as if White was trying to avoid the temptation to clamber on the stage... "I can get a little closer, just to see better... if I move a step nearer, that'll be alright, won't it?... one more step, but I musn't get on stage... I'll just move in front of this tall bloke or I won't be able to see... one more step... damn, I'm on stage... how did that happen? 1...2...3...4..."