No Rock And Roll Fun

ADD TO THE 'BINGO HAND JOB' LIST: What's nice about Franz Ferdinand's secret Stoke Newington gig is they've revived the art of bands billing themselves under silly names. They were, apparently, A Touch of Velvet for this occasion. Described as more like a Christmas party, they even chucked in a cover of the Fire Engine's Get Up And Use Me. Fanzineytastic.