Wednesday, December 15, 2004

THE FIRST AUTOPSY REPORT TO BE SENT BACK WITH THE WORDS 'TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW' INKED ACROSS THE TOP: Ol' Dirty Bastard died of a drugs overdose, you say? How surprising. Of course, the real question was over the precise ingredients it took to topple him over: the combined effects of cocaine and Tramadol, a prescription painkiller but not a narcotic, it turns out.