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HARD TO SWALLOW: Overpriced burgers for ageing tourists joint The Hard Rock Cafe have added a new item to their menus - Joe Perry's Rock Your World Quesadillas. The Aerosmith themed dish is ordinary quesadillas with a huge price tag, and if it had been us we'd have come up with a Chicken Peri-Joe-Perry dish, which at least gives you a wobbly pun for your money.

Apparently Joe Perry has been spending time out from Aerosmith developing a company manufacturing ketchups. He explains it all:

"Great food is something you rarely get on the road--that is why cooking has become one of my passions. I am thrilled to have the opportunity to help create this delicious quesadilla that will bring my rockin' hot sauce to Hard Rock's world-famous menu. It truly is an honor to have my original hot sauce creations featured at one of my favorite restaurants, Hard Rock Cafe."

We're a little confused as to how someone who considers the Hard Rock Cafe to be one of his favourite restaurants could possible complain about the quality of catering backstage at large rock events.