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ATTENTION STALKERS: Exciting news for those amongst you who are a bit stalkery but can't be arsed doing all the leg work - Epic Records and Access Hollywood are short-circuiting the process by offering you the chance to meet Jennifer Lopez. The competition couldn't be simpler - it asks you what your name is and where you live, and how difficult can those questions be? It doesn't go into too much detail about what the "meeting" will involve, but on her past history you've got to be at least in with a shout of getting a six-month marriage out of it, right?