No Rock And Roll Fun

THE NO-CHANCE-OF-A-WEDDING PRESENT: We're not sure if we were Emma 'I find women attractive but I'm not a lesbian' Bunton, we'd be quite to quick to tell people that Mel B bought us a vibrator. After all, when we got our Dad a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas it was because we knew his carpet would never get swept otherwise, so it's not like Mel B's gift wasn't more than a little bitchy.

Emma was being interviewed by Howard Stern, and you might find this hard to believe, but it was like Stern couldn't care less about her music:

Stern, who appeared more interested in finding out about Emma's sex life than the recording of Free Me, told the DJ she thought he was attractive, but wouldn't sleep with him. (sic, by the way, we think Ananova got so twitterpated with the thought of Emma Bunton's Battery Buffer that they weren't paying proper attention to what they were writing).