Thursday, January 06, 2005

HASN'T SHE ALREADY DONE A BOOK?: Mel B or G or whatever it is she's got Carol to pull out of the constanant box for a surname this week is planning to write a warts-and-all autobiography about the true Spice Girls story, in the apparent belief that there's anyone who's interested any more. It's expected to be especially hard on Victoria and Geri, which will come as a total shock to the three people who still think they're lovely, genuine people and not neurotic control freaks with an insane desire to promote themselves way above the level of their minimum talents should allow.

We suspect the book won't be as exciting as this one: