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THE LAMEST CELEB WARDROBE YET: Considering all celebrity designers have to do is mutter "maybe pink or with a sheep on it" at the start of the design process, and then sign off the whole thing at the end, Fat Joe's cap for 59Fifty is a new low in musician-turned-clothing brand.

A cap. It's not even especially interestingly designed, despite attempts to try and talk it up:

Fat Joe's New Era 59FIFTY is a black faux suede cap that touts Joe's Terror Squad logo, "TS," on the front panel emblazoned in orange and blue on the front panel; in lieu of its New York Knicks theme.

We don't think they mean "in lieu of" at all. Joe, meanwhile, is excited beyond belief:

"I have been rocking New Era fitteds for as long as I can remember, so it was just right that we came together to work on my own design for a 59FIFTY fitted. For me it is about representing for Terror Squad, Pun, Steph and for New York of course! Once all that was taken care of, and it was stylish, it was all good."

It's a cap, Joe. Couldn't you at least have got them to do some sweat pants or something? Or a bib?