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MUSIC GOES FOR AN AMANDA BURTON?: We've read some rubbish on the internet in our time, but Brintey to quit music for a career as a forensic scientist may be the best rubbish ever. Apparently, Britney has "developed a passion for solving crimes":

"It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by CSI, which shows scientists solving crimes.

"Britney has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all. She's taking this university idea quite seriously."

This just in: she's changed channels, and now intends to become either a radio psychiatrist in Seattle or a New Jersey mafia boss, depending on which offers best health insurance.