THEY'RE BACK. WE'RE OFF: Lumbering across the music media, like spotting a guest at a party who kept you pressed to a wall discussing the Toyota Laguardia for an hour and a half last time, comes The return of the Stereophonics. They've got a new album out in March, which is going to be called Language, Sex, Violence, Other? and not, as we'd advised 'No, You're Thinking Of Toploader, None Of Us Are Married To Gail Porter.' They're also slightly worried their fanbase has disappeared to parenthood and Franz Ferdinand ("plan to mark their comeback with a series of intimate shows at smaller venues").