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IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE: Christina Aguilera reckons she was stunned when Jordan Bratman popped the question. It was, like, so unexpected:

"It was unbelievable," Aguilera told Us Weekly magazine. "Every cute thing he did, I totally thought was just a Valentine's Day surprise — he got me!"

"He sent me on a scavenger hunt," she said. "My mom used to do scavenger hunts for me when I was a kid, so it had sentimental value. Each clue was a poem — and in the final clue he proposed!"

So, somehow, Christina was the only person in the world who didn't know that Bratman had bought a ring the size of Toledo.

We've heard reports that Bratman is considered to be "homely" - which is American for "I think you've been dragged backwards through the ugly bush, but I don't trust my friends not to report back on me", and because he "shies away from the limelight" it's hard to find out for sure. But we have scared up a picture of him:



Nope, he's not the handsome guy in the centre of the shot; he's the one desperately edging out the frame. Remind you of anyone?



Oooh... little bit of celebrity politics there. I thank you.

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