DOHERTY THREATS TO BRITNEY SPEARS INVESTIGATED

Police have been called in to investigate supposed death threats against Britney Spears and others found in notebooks at Doherty High School in Colorado Springs. Oddly enough, it turned out to be a load of old "I wish they were dead" type poetry rather than finely-planned assassination schemes.

Doherty Principal Jill Martin says the writings weren't as serious as officials first thought.

Even so, the kids are still facing felony charges and up to five days suspension from school. God alone knows what the over-reaction would have been if the writings had been serious.

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