Sunday, March 06, 2005

EUROVISION HEAT: IN PICTURES: Fools! How could you have taken against Gina G? Stupidly, she came in last...



... but at least we didn't send this to Kiev:



Although there's something about Jordan's performance that reminds us of that delicacy, the chicken kiev, although we're not sure why. After all, a chicken kiev is some dubious old meat, steamed off the bone, which threatens to shoot a hot jet of greasy, buttery juice into your eye if you don't approach it with care...

Javine seems to have taken an all-out approach to the challenge of Jordan's pneumatic emptiness...



... and victory was hers. Here she is picking up her lifesize Terry Wogan statuette:



Be your own Eurovision expert with this:


It's an official history, but - oddly - seems to be very focused on the UK acts on the cover, there
. We wonder if there's separate editions featuring local acts all over the continent? With an Irish one featuring thousands of Johnny Logans, one after the other?


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