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Continuing to add wait to the belief that apart from the gorgeous Pat Nevin, footballers and taste are seldom on more than nodding terms, Westlife have been booked (apparently) to play Wayne Rooney's wedding to Coleen McLoughlin. Coleen, of course, believes that being a footballer wife means she has an automatic right to pester the top 40 with some songs ("has chart ambitions herself") and will probably enjoy the chance to see how easy it is to sell records even although you have no talent to speak of.

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