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Robbie Williams loves to feel something throbbing between his legs. Of that, there is no doubt. But "concerned friends" are worried that William's love of his big, shiny motorbike and riding it at high speeds could be putting him at risk:

"He's spending a lot of time working in the studio and racing his bike around a track is his way of unwinding. Yes, it's very dangerous, but surprisingly his insurers let him do it," an insider was quoted as saying.

So, it turns out that insurers are just human after all. Rumours that the Norwich Union Direct quote me happy phone line also suggested he try it with the helmet off so he could feel the wind in his hair - and "ooh, have you ever taken your hands off the handlebars and waved them above your head?" - are probably just a beautiful dream.

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