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We had a nice cup of warm milk and a bit of a sit down and were able to cope with the 'boy george selling veg to bill gates' story. Then we discover a press release claiming that people are using vet supplies as beauty aids because, erm, Shania Twain does:

It's all part of a trend started by singing sensation Shania Twain, who a few years ago, revealed to a British newspaper her beauty secret: Bag Balm, an ointment made to heal cow udders. The Timmins, Ontario born Twain claimed she rubs the product on her face and hair to relieve dryness after long airplane flights.

In a similar way, Whitney Houston swears by horse tranquilisers.

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