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A QUICK LOOK AT THIS MORNING'S FRONT PAGES
They've got a budget big enough to make the monsters look convincing, they've spent a small fortune on publicity, and yet still nobody could do anything about Billie's eyebrows. That one problem apart, we have to mutter under our breath that shewasalrightweguess in Doctor Who - and, as the Express points out, the presence of the last-but-on Rachel Stevens in the TARDIS helped with the figures:
The same story is on the front of the Star, too - it really was the battle of people trying to forget their cash-in pop pasts on Saturday night, wasn't it, as Because We Want To crushed Our Radio Rocks in the ratings:
The Star also promises the secret of how "Posh got her figure back in only five weeks" - let's not say anything nasty about operations, shall we?
The Mail also has Victoria Beckham on the front page - apparently she was sporting "that £1m look", so presumably she must have bought everything on the racks at Mark One, then:
The Mail's competition is worth noting as well - "Win Kylie's life" (a week in Australia and a weekend in Paris, apparently, rather than a miserable treadmill of appearances on Saturday morning TV and botox injections). If you see Dannii struggling under the weight of three-dozen Daily Mails this afternoon, you'll know why.
The Daily Mirror has decided to splash on Jordy v Jacko, and the prospect that the kid Jackson bought off a few years back might turn up as a star witness in the trial. We don't know if they know this for certain, or if they were just looking to fill their front page on a bank holiday.
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