R KELLY MAKES SONG ABOUT SEX

Okay, that's a headline up there with "Man looks at porn on internet" - apparently, Kelly is obsessed with the idea of getting it on in the kitchen. Of course, he's American, who tend to have larger kitchens and wouldn't need to steer clear of an Aga in the corner, but it does all sound a little unhealthy. Because it seems from this line:

Hands on the table, on your tippy-toes, we'll be making love like the restaurant was closed."

Hang about... he's doing it in an open restaurant? Good grief - talk about your hell's kitchen...

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